Back to work today. Meet those three tens and five new of requests. The day was full of tests and quests, quick jokes and endless googling. But I can’t help loving my colleagues – those messy, pompous chauvinists. They have a ready answer for any stuff – from sql parsing details, repair prices to what makes good bubs… The latter is daily on the agenda.
Unfortunately, all the men even blindfolded database genii, Senior geeks and other Visual Studio charmers dream of those fake pin-up girls that decorate brand-new vehicles in auto salons or save the world in the action games – big bubs, the bigger the better, less clothes, the less the better, evening makeup (fresh twenty-four hours a day) and a complex hairdo (usually requires a skillful hairdresser to succeed).
I remember the fabulous heroine of the recently seen classic American-Hollywood film “The Devil is a Woman” magnificently played by even more fabulous Marlene Dietrich…
… arched eyebrows (artificially painted over the totally plucked natural ones), gorgeous velvety eyelashes (fake of course), glossy lips on the matchless snow-white skin doll’s face (think of that amount of powder used), hairs in sexy waves (at least 4 hours to spend and a skillful hairdresser), add some laces, don’t forget to lace something, for example, an umbrella and you will get an image worthy of a developer, I bet.
How perfect I would be in that stuff (and how clumsy at my laptop and a pile of notes, dictionaries, and my tea in my big favourite mug – no glamourous porcelain teacups 
Tech writer should not be glamourous a fortiori fabulous – but IT field deals with some fabulous things, maybe someday it will refer to tech writers who knows…
But now a mundane and realistic tech writer (even with curly hair and glossy lips) in hackneyed jeans and fixed look is hopelessly defeated by those “divas”…
You could have a pinup as your desktop wallpaper. This will make geeks think about your computer instead of their tasks. As a headshot, you could have the wallpaper changed to another girl every week.
By the way, this post is screaming for some photos on the subject! High quality jpeg 600×800 please…
you are a horny m8, December
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I gave this a second thought and decided that it is actually you who admire pinup girls. For example, I would appreciate more a gothic style girl, many others adore anime boobs.
Pinup girls is your own choice